1. Curtains Up
by N/A
Still on? Yo, is the mic on? Check, check, check Alright, let's do it Let's go, come on (Eminem, Eminem, Eminem)
2. Evil Deeds
by Eminem
Lord please forgive me for what I do For I know not what I've done
CHORUS Father please forgive me for I know not what I do I just never had the chance to ever meet you Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be my mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
Momma had a baby and it's head popped off (head popped off 4x) My momma don't want me, the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off (gettin' dropped off 4x) Ring ring ring, on the doorbell and the next door neighbors on their front porch (their front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front porch) But they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone else's lawn (else's lawn, else's lawn, else's lawn) Till someone finally took me in my great aunt and uncle Edna and Charles (Edna and Charles 4x) They were the ones who were left in charge My elementary they gang up on me and sang this song (sang this song, sang this song, sang this song, sang this song) It go a little something like "Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn Momma why do they keep saying this I just don't understand, understand And by the way, where's my dad?"
Chorus
Predominantly, predominantly, everything's always predominantly Predominantly white, predominantly black Well what about me, where does that leave me Well I guess that I'm between predominantly both of 'em I think if I hear that fuckin' word again I'ma scream While I'm projectile vomiting, what do I look like, a comedian to you? Do you think that I'm kidding? What do I look like some kind of idi... Wait a minute, shit, don't answer that Why am I so misunderstood? Why do I go through so much bullshit, it such bullshit, it's tush mull bish Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again Whining about his millions and his mansion and his sorrow he's always drownin' in From the dad he never had, and how his childhood was so bad And how his mom was a dope addict, and his ex-wife how they go at it Man I'd hate to have it, as bad as that Mr. Mathers claims he had it I can't imagine it, that little rich poor white bastard needs to take some of that cash out the bank and take a bath in it Man if I only had half of it... (shit) If you only knew the half of it
Chorus
Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds Please release me from these demons I never had any of this shit planned ma, please believe I don't wanna be Satan's spawn, never got the chance to say I'm sorry Now look at all the pain I caused This Santa Clause, why you not comin' this year again What did I do that was so bad to deserve this Everything could have been so perfect But life ain't a fairytale, I'm about to be hoist up in the air Forty feet below me, there's people everywhere I don't even know what it feel like, they know me 'cause I'm in this ferris wheel And all I wanna do is go to the mall and take Hailie on the carousel Without this crowd everywhere I go but life is like a merry-go-round Here we go now, doe see doe, now curtains up, the show must go Now ring around the rosie, the shows over, you can all go home now But the curtain just don't close for me This ain't how fame is supposed to be Where's the switch I could just turn off and on, this ain't what I chose to be So please God, give me the strength to have what it takes to carry on Till I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, myself is gone
Father please forgive me for I know not what I do I just never had the chance to ever meet you Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be my mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds I said father please forgive me for I know not what I do I just never had the chance to ever meet you Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be my mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
Oh! Last one baby Let's go DETROIT!
3. Never Enough
by Eminem
[Eminem] There's not much you could do or say to phase me People think I'm a little bit crazy I get it from all angles, even occasionally Doc Dre-zie'll Have to step in every once in a while to save me To make me stop and think about it 'fore I just say things Sometimes I forget what other people just may think A lot of rappers finally wouldn't know how to take me If they heard some shit, I'd lay the tape 'fore they erase me I maybe a little too fast paced and racy Sometimes the average listener rewinds and plays me twenty times cuz I say so many rhymes, it may seem like I'm goin too fast cuz my mind is racing And I could give a fuck what category you place me Long as when I'm pushing up daisies and gone As long as you place me amongst one of them greats When I hit the heavenly gates I'll be cool beside Jay-Z For every single die hard fan who embraced me I'm thankful for the talent in which God gave me And I'm thankful for the environment that he placed me Believe it or not, I thank my mom for how she raised me In the neighborhood daily, they jumped and chased me It only made me what I am today, see Regardless of what anybody believes who hates me You ain't gonna make or break me Tryna strip me of my credibility and make me look fake, G You're only gonna be in for a rude awakening Cuz sooner or later you haters are all gonna face me And when you face me with all the shit you've been saving to say to me You had all this time to think about it Now don't pussy out and try to wimp out, face me Cuz I've been patiently waiting for the day That we finally meet in the same place to see
[Chorus x2] [Nate Dogg] No matter how many battles I been in and won No matter how many magazines on my nuts No matter how many emcees I end up Ooh ooh, it's never enough
[50 Cent] My flow's untouchable now you gotta face it Uh oh, it gets worse when I go back to the basics You go say the wrong shit and get your face split The smell of victory, love it so much I can taste it The spot my talk, it blaze a direct hit Graze it, your peace talk, save it You shit sounds dated, you're overrated I'm obligated to study your moves then crush you mutherfuckers If I'm the best and the worst, then God's gift is a curse Soldier trained to destroy, you payin' attention boy? I spit shit, slick shit, so quick you miss it To be specific I go ballistic as hieroglyphic My music is a drug, press play, you ain't gotta sniff it Chew it or pop it, roll a bag of the chocolate Get your high over and over, but you gotta cop it When it's hot, it's hot Your hatin' is undeniable, stop it
[Chorus x2]
4. Yellow Brick Road
by Eminem
what we have to do is deal with it when these individuals are young enough if you want to be saved not in a religious sense but we have to constitute what this country ?? for if only children we seem to be approachin an age of the gross (burp) we all have this idea that we should move up a little bit from our parents station and each generation should a little better
Eminem Alright come on lets cut this bullshittin and dub lets get it started lets start addressin this issue and open it up lets take this shit back to the basement and we can discuss statements thats made on this tape and this whole origina the music that we all know and love the music we all enjoy the music that you accuse me of tryna destroy lets rewind it to '89 when i was boy on the east side of detroit crossin 8 mile and a war and they hit territory id like to share a story this is my story and cant nobody tell it for me i am well aware that i dont belong here you made that perfectly clear i get my ass kicked damn theyre everywhere from bel air shoppin centre just for stoppin in there from the black side all the way to the white side okay theres a bright side a day that i might slide you may call it a pass i call it haulin my ass through that patch of grass over them railroad tracks oh them railroad tracks them old railroad tracks them good old notorious so well known tracks
chorus: so lets go back follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode journey with me as i take you through this nifty little place that i once used to call home sweet home come on lets go back follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode journey with me as i take you through this nifty little place that i once used to call home sweet home
i roam the streets so much they call me a drifter sometimes i stick up a thumb just to hitchhike just to get picked up theyd give me a lift up 8 mile and van dyke id steal a goddamn bike from somebodyz backyard and drop it off at the park that was the halfway mark to meet kim had to walk back to her mommaz and charmerz after dark to sneak me in the house when im kicked out my mumz thats about the time i first met proof wed goof hed carry on the steps said i was bored handin out some flyerz he was doin some talent shows at centre line i told him to stop by and check this out some time he looked at me like im out my mind shook his head like white boyz dont know how to rhyme i spit out a line and rhymed birthday with first place and they both had the same rhymez that soundalike we was on that same shit that big daddy kane shit where compound syllables sound combined from that day we was down to ride so now we knew wed meet again somewhere down the line
chorus: so lets go back follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode journey with me as i take you through this nifty little place that i once used to call home sweet home come on lets go back follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode journey with me as i take you through this nifty little place that i once used to call home sweet home
My first year in 9th grade cant forget that day in school it was cool to your man
5. Like Toy Soldiers
by Eminem
Step by step... heart to heart... left right left We all fall down
CHORUS Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down, like toy soldiers Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win But the battle wages on, for toy soldiers
I'm supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure Although I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders I ain't never supposed to show it, my crew ain't supposed to know it But if it means going toe to toe with the Benzino, it don't matter I'd never drag 'em in battles that I can handle 'less I absolutely have to I'm supposed to set an example, I need'uh be the leader My crew looks for me to guide 'em If some shit ever just pop off I'm suppose to be beside 'em Now Ja said I tried to squash it, it was too late to stop it There's a certain line you just don't cross and he crossed it I heard him say Hailie's name on a song and I just lost it It was crazy, this shit be way beyond some Jay-Z and Nas shit And even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost it I spent too much energy on it, honestly I'm exhausted And I'm so caught in it I almost feel I'm the one who caused it This ain't what I'm in hip hop for, it's not why I got in it That was never my object for someone to get killed Why would I wanna destroy something I help build It wasn't my intentions, my intentions were good I went through my whole career without ever mentionin' [Suge] Now it's just out of respect, for not runnin' my mouth And talkin' about something that I knew nothing about Plus Dre told me stay out, this just wasn't my beef So I did, I just fell back, watched and gritted my teeth While he's all over TV, down talkin' a man who literally saved my life Like "fuck it I understand" this is business And this shit just isn't none of my business But still knowin' this shit could pop off at any minute 'cause...
Chorus Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down, like toy soldiers Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win But the battle wages on, for toy soldiers
There used to be a time when, you could just say a rhyme And wouldn't have to worry about one of your people dyin' But now it's elevated 'cause once you put someone's kids in it The shit gets escalated, it ain't just words no more is it? It's a different ball game, callin' names and you ain't just rappin' We actually tried to stop 50 and Ja beef from happenin' Me and Dre had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with him And asked him not to start it he wasn't gonna go after him Until Ja started yappin' in magazines how we stabbed him Fuck it 50 smash 'em, mash 'em and let him have it Meanwhile my attention is pullin' in other directions Some receptionist at The Source who answers phones at his desk has an erection for me and thinks that I'll be his resurrection Tries to blow the dust off his mic and make a new record But now he's fucked the game up 'cause one of the ways I came up Was through that publication the same one that made me famous Now the owner of it has got a grudge against me for nothin' Well fuck it, that motherfucker could get it too, fuck him then But I'm so busy being pissed off I don't stop to think That we just inherited 50's beef with Murder Inc. And he's inherited mine which is fine ain't like either of us mind We still have soldiers that's on the front line That's willing to die for us, as soon as we give the orders Never to extort us, strictly to show they support us We'll maybe shout 'em out in a rap or up in a chorus To show them we love 'em back and let 'em know how important it is to have Runyon Avenue soldiers up in our corners Their loyalty to us is worth more than any award is But I ain't tryna have none of my people hurt and murdered, it ain't worth it I can't think of a perfecter way to work it Then to just say that I love y'all too much to see the verdict I'll walk away from it all 'fore I let it go any further But don't get it twisted, it's not a plea that I'm coppin' I'm just willin' to be the bigger man If y'all can quit poppin' off at your jaws with the knockin' 'cause frankly I'm sick of talkin' I'm not gonna let someone else's coffin rest on my conscience 'cause...
Chorus Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down, like toy soldiers Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win But the battle wages on, for toy soldiers
6. Mosh
by N/A
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America And to the Republic for which it stands One nation under God Indivisible It feels so good to be back..
Scrutinize every word, memorize every line I spit it once, refuel, reenergize, and rewind I give sight to the blind, mind sight through the mind I ostracize my right to express when I feel it's time It's just all in your mind, what you interpret it as I say to fight you take it as I'm gonna whip someone's ass If you don't understand don't even bother to ask A father who has grown up with a fatherless past Who has blown up now to rap phenomenon that has Or at least shows no difficulty multi task And juggling both, perhaps mastered his craft slash Entrepreneur who has held long too few more rap acts Who has had a few obstacles thrown his way through the last half Of his career typical manure moving past that Mister kiss his ass crack, he's a class act Rubber band man, yea he just snaps back
Come along, follow me as I lead through the darkness As I provide just enough spark, that we need to proceed Carry on, give me hope, give me strength, Come with me, and I won't stear you wrong Put your faith and your trust as I guide us through the fog Till the light, at the end, of the tunnel, we gonna fight, We gonna charge, we gonna stomp, we gonna march through the swamp We gonna mosh through the marsh, take us right through the doors
To the people up top, on the side and the middle, Come together, let's all bomb and swamp just a little Just let it gradually build, from the front to the back All you can see is a sea of people, some white and some black Don't matter what color, all that matters is we gathered together To celebrate for the same cause, no matter the weather If it rains let it rain, yea the wetter the better They ain't gonna stop us, they can't, we're stronger now more then ever, They tell us no we say yea, they tell us stop we say go, Rebel with a rebel yell, raise hell we gonna let em know Stomp, push up, mush, fuck Bush, until they bring our troops home come on just . . .
Come along, follow me as I lead through the darkness As I provide just enough spark, that we need to proceed Carry on, give me hope, give me strength, Come with me, and I won't stear you wrong Put your faith and your trust as I guide us through the fog Till the light, at the end, of the tunnel, we gonna fight, We gonna charge, we gonna stomp, we gonna march through the swamp We gonna mosh through the marsh, take us right through the doors, come on
Imagine it pouring, it's raining down on us, Mosh pits outside the oval office Someone's trying to tell us something, maybe this is God just saying we're responsible for this monster, this coward, that we have empowered This is Bin Laden, look at his head nodding, How could we allow something like this, Without pumping our fist Now this is our, final hour Let me be the voice, and your strength, and your choice Let me simplify the rhyme, just to amplify the noise Try to amplify the times it, and multiply it by six Teen million people are equal of this high pitch Maybe we can reach Al Quaida through my speech Let the President answer on high anarchy Strap him with AK-47, let him go Fight his own war, let him impress daddy that way No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our soil No more psychological warfare to trick us to think that we ain't loyal If we don't serve our own country we're patronizing a hero Look in his eyes, it's all lies, the stars and stripes They've been swiped, washed out and wiped, And Replaced with his own face, mosh now or die If I get sniped tonight you'll know why, because I told you to fight
So come along, follow me as I lead through the darkness As I provide just enough spark, that we need to proceed Carry on, give me hope, give me strength, Come with me, and I won't stear you wrong Put your faith and your trust as I guide us through the fog Till the light, at the end, of the tunnel, we gonna fight, We gonna charge, we gonna stomp, we gonna march through the swamp We gonna mosh through the marsh, take us right through the doors
And as we proceed, to mosh through this desert storm, in these closing statements, if they should argue, let us beg to differ, as we set aside our differences, and assemble our own army, to disarm this weapon of mass destruction that we call our president, for the present, and mosh for the future of our next generation, to speak and be heard, Mr. President, Mr. Senator
7. Puke
by Eminem
There I go thinking of you again
[Chorus] You don't know how sick you make me You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach Every time I think of you, I puke You must just not know-oh-oh-oh-ho You may not think you do, but you do Every time I think of you
I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little poem But off of the dome would probably be a little more, more suitable for this type of song--whoa I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I could think of Sixteen bars, this ain't enough to put some ink ta So fuck it, I'ma start right here by just be brief-a Bout to rattle off some other reasons I knew I shouldn't go and get another tattoo of you On my arm, but what do I go and do I go and get another one, now I got two Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh I'm sittin' here with your name on my skin I can't believe I went and did this stupid shit again My next girlfriend, now her name's gotta be Kim Shi-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-it If you only knew how much I hated you For every motherfuckin' thing you ever put us through Then I wouldn't be standing here crying over you Boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-who
[Chorus] You don't know how sick you make me You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach Every time I think of you, I puke You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa You may not think you do, but you do Every time I think of you
I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter But I thought a song would probably be a little better Instead of a letter That you'd probably just shred up--yeah I stumbled on your picture yesterday and it made me stop and think of How much of a waste it'd be for me to put some ink ta, a stupid piece a Paper, I'd rather let you see how Much I fuckin' hate you in a freestyle You're a fuckin' cokein' slut, I hope you fuckin' die I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye I hate your fuckin' guts, you fuckin' slut--I hope you die Di-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-ie But please don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter or mad It's not that I still love you, it's not 'cause I want you back It's just that when I think of you, it makes me wanna yak -aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-ag What else can I do, I haven't got a clue Now I guess I'll just move on, I have no choice but to But every time I think of you now, I'll I wanna do Is pu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uke
[Chorus] You don't know how sick you make me You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach Every time I think of you, I puke You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa You may not think you do, but you do Every time I think of you, I puke
Fuckin' bitch
8. My 1st Single
by N/A
Ohhhhhh! Yeah! So much for first single on this one
Shady's the label, Aftermath is the stable That the horses come out erra Of course we're about to stir up Some shit ??? mix water with syrrrup It's the Mr. Picked-on-Christopher Reeves Just for no reason other than the just to tease him 'Cause he was as big as ??? He used to be Superman Now we're pourin' liquor on the crib in his name for him Eminem you wait till we meet up again Fucker I'm kickin' your ass for everything you've ever said It's one for the money two for the fuckin' show Ready get set, let's go Here comes the ?? stompin' and stampedin' up the damn street Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow So look out below, Geronimo, motherfuckers is dominos I'm on a roll, around and around I go When will I stop? I don't know Tryna pick up where the "Eminem Show" left off But I know anything's possible Though I'm not gonna top what I sold I'm at the top of my game That shit is not gonna change Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team I'll get away with murder I'm Michael J., he's like my cock from the day We keep the mark from the tapes in a safe, locked them away Better watch what you say Just when you thought you were safe Them fuckers got you on tape You swear to God you was playin' Whether or not you was little Joshua Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same 'Cause one day it could cost you your name
CHORUS And this was supposed to be my first single But I just fucked that up so Fuck it let's all have fun let's mingle Slap a bitch and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh oh oh oh oh oh no Erra oh ah, erra oh ah, erra oh ah Erra oh oh ah ah ah Oh ah erra, oh ah erra, oh ah erra Poo poo ca ca
Erra erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick bare naked Chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka And then just turned sixteen and used a fake ID to sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly (hihihihihi) To be so young and naive Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks Hickory Dickory derr digga Look at me work wizardry with these words Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken Or chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain Twenty-two jerks and a jerk circle Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute What am I sayin', allow me to run it back and rewind it rrrrrrara Let me ask you again Am I just jerkin' the chain Am I bizerk or insane Or am I just one of them damn amateurs workin' the damn camera filmin' one of them Paris Hilton home made porno's Who keeps tiltin' the lens at an angle Chicka chicka Just recently somebody just discovered Britney and Justin videotapes of 'em fuckin' When they were just musketeers in the Mickey Mouse club And dusted them and went straight to The Source with them 'cause they coulda sworn someone said nuh... And then tried to erase and record over it But, if you listen close enough to it you can hear the Uh ah, and then the come ta, find out it was Jus-tin Sayin 'I'm done-uh!' Come on this was su-pposed...
To be my first single But I just fucked that up so Fuck it let's all have fun let's mingle Slap a bitch and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh oh oh oh oh oh no Erra oh ah, erra oh ah, erra oh ah Erra oh oh ah ah ah Oh ah erra, oh ah erra, oh ah erra Poo poo ca ca
Any opinions or somethin' you just wanna get off your chest And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number It's 1-800-I'm-a-dick-sucker-I-love-to-suck-a-dick And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key And I'll be sure to get back As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!) So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock, bawka-bi-kaw Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick and stick a dick in your mouth I'm done you can fuck off, fucka-fuck off!
Chorus
9. Paul
by N/A
Hey, what's going on, this is Paul Rosenberger, attorney of law. Listen, I listened to the rough copy of your album And uh, you know I've just got to be honest with you Can you tone it down a little bit? Because there's only so much I can explain. Give me a call.
10. Rain Man
by N/A
You find me offensive I find you offensive for finding me offensive hence if I should draw out a line any fences if so to what extent, if any, should I go? cause it's getting expensive being on the other side of the court room on the defensive they say I cause extensive psycholgical nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses I say you're all just too god damn sensitive it's censorship and it's downright blasphemous let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this and Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither and let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either he used to be like a hero to me I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers on my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader and Darth must have put a hex on him for later I feel like its my fault cause of the way that I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luther I killed Superman I killed Super...Man and how ironic that I'd be the bad guy kryptonite the green chronic (Chorus) Cause i aint got no legs or no brain nice to meet you hi my name is... i forgot my name my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame my soul is possessed by this devil my new name is... Rain Man
Now in the bible it says thou shall now watch two lesbians in bed have homosexual sex unless of course you were given the consent to join in then of course it's intercourse and it bisexual sex which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions either before, during, or after performing the act of that which is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases that are more used by today kids in a more derogatory way but who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say let ask Dr. Dre Dr. Dre (what up?) I got a question if i may (yea) is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yea) and watch his butt butt when he tees off (yea) but but i aint done yet in football a quarterback yells out hut hut while he reaches in another grown man's ass grabs on his nuts, but just what if it was never meant, it was just an accident but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit and I don't need to go into any more details but what if he pictured it as a female's butt is that gay? I just need to clear things up til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...
(Chorus) Cause i aint got no legs or no brain nice to meet you hi my name is... i forgot my name my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame my soul is possessed by this devil my new name is... Rain Man
You find me offensive I find you offensive... shit this is the same verse, I just did this when am I gonna come to my good senses? probably the day Bush comes to my defenses my spider senses telling me Spider-Man is nearby and my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister god damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yea) anyway anyway I don't know how else to put it this is the only thing that I'm good at I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it high-fived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica's ass and walked away and as she flew around the room like a balloon I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can and flew my ass straight back to the Neverland Ranch with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich and I don't even gotta make no god damn sense I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit
(Chorus) Cause i aint got no legs or no brain nice to meet you hi my name is... i forgot my name my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame my soul is possessed by this devil my new name is... Rain Man
11. Big Weenie
by Eminem
I don't understand Why are you being so mean? You're mean mean man
[Chorus] You are just jealous of me Cuz you, you just can't do what I do So instead of just admitting it You walk around and say All kinds of really mean things About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie But it's only cuz you're Just really jealous of me Cuz I'm what you want to be So you just look like an idiot When you say these mean things Cuz it's too easy to see You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
[Verse 1] Alright listen, I need you to focus I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis For the next four and a half minutes We are going to explore into your mind To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo? Hippity ga-ga boo-boo Psych, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still listenin' Ok, now I need your undivided attention Sir I have a question Why do I always sense this undeniable tension From the moment that I enter into the room It gets all quiet and whispers Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned? I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me Is it just because
[Chorus]
[Verse 2] Alright now I, I just flubbed a line I was going to say something extremely important But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't That's just what you wanted to hear from me Is that I fucked up ain't it? But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper It doesn't take a bunch of takes Or me to stand here in this booth all day For me to say the truth, ok? You're droolin, you have tooth decay Your mouth is open, you're disgusting What the fuck you eat for lunch A bunch of sweets or something, what? You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch? Your tooth is rotten to the gum Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum? Yes I do sir, what am I on? You sir are on chew syrum Marshall I'm so jealous of you Please say you won't tell nobody I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying All these terrible, evil and awful mean things It's my own insecurity!
[Chorus]
[Verse 3] Alright now we, we're going to conduct That experiment that we were talking about earlier Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see? Here's a mirror, notice the resemblence here? Wait, let me put these sun glasses on Now look in this mirror, how about now? What do you have in common? You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em You look like I sound like singing about weenies Now take my weenie out of your mouth This is between me and you, I know you're not happy I know you'd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges Why you even doing this to yourself, it's pointless Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortuous My point is this That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is...
[Chorus]
12. Em Calls Paul (skit)
by Eminem
[Aye yo Paul, It's Em I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the video What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?' Well I'll show him who's really 'bad' Paul, 'the way you make me feel' with these calls You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror' And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get enough' Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video? Well he'll always be that Michael to me And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white' Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons And I hope they all fucking die! How do you like that? And I like him, I like him a lot I want to touch him but I can't Excuse me, I'm taking a shit Sorry Anyways, call me back I have this idea about how I want to end the show So, hit me when you get this message fucker Oh, and by the way No I don't have a new gun *click* (goddamn it)
13. Just Lose It
by N/A
{*Eminem making sounds*} Okay Guess who's back, back again Shady's back, tell a friend Now everyone report to the dance floor To the dance floor, to the dance floor Now everyone report to the dance floor Alright stop! Pajama time
Come here little kiddies, on my lap Guess who's back with a brand new rap And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child investigation accusation Aah aah aah aah aah No worries, poppa's got a brand new bag of toys What else could I possibly do to make noise? I done touched on everything, but little boys That's not a stab at Michael That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho I go a little bit crazy sometimes I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes Good God, dip, do a little slide Bend down, touch your toes and just glide Up the center of the dance floor Like teepee from my bunghole in the school if you let one go Nobody's gonna know who'd hear it Give a little "poot poot", it's ok {*Fart sound*} Oops my cd just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip
CHORUS Now I'm gonna make you dance It's your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Whops I mean girl, girl girl girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it (Aah aah aah aah aah) Just lose it (Aah aah aah aah aah) Go crazy (Aah aah aah aah aah) Oh baby (Aah aah) Oh baby, baby (Aah aah)
It's Friday and it's my day Used to party all the way to Sunday Maybe till Monday, I don't know what day Everyday's just a holiday Crusin' on the freeway Feelin' kinda breezy Get the top down, let my hair blow I don't know where I'm goin' All I know is when I get there someone's gonna "touch my body" Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk But I'm feel just a little stressed out from work Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out (Ewww) Now what's your name girl? What's your sign? [Dr. Dre] Man, you must be up out your mind [Eminem] Dre (aah aah) Dear God goes blind I'm just trying to unwind, now I'm...
Chorus
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up I'm in jail and I don't know what happened They say I was running butt naked down the street screaming... (Aah aah aah aah aah) Well I'm sorry, I don't remember All I know is this much I'm not guilty They said save it 'fore we catch you on tape Now an old lady, touch my body Now this is the part where the rap breaks down It's really intense, no one makes a sound Everything looks like it's "8 Mile" now The beat comes back and everybody lose yourself and snap back to reality look it's B Rabbit And you signed me up to battle? I'm a grown man Chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba I don't have any lines to go right here so Chuba chuba chuba fellas what? fellas what? Grab you left nut, make right one jealous what? Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls, tall girls, small girls I'm calling all girls Everyone report to the dance floor It's your chance for a little romentor Butt squeezin' it's the season Just go... (aah aah aah aah) It's so appealing
Chorus
Mmmmm touch my body Mmmmm touch my body Ooh boy just touch my body I mean girl just touch my body
14. Ass Like That
by Eminem
[Chorus] The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing
I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she's like a belly dancer She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I Think someones at the door But I don't think I'm gonna answer Police saying "freeze" Doing, doing, doing What do you mean freeze? Please, I'm a human being, I have needs I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
[Chorus]
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin' Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes Doing, doing, doing
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn Police saying "freeze" Doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? Geez, I just got my seat I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept Please do not remove me from this movie theater please I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free Free, yes, free, right back on the streets What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy? I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
[Chorus]
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain't never seen a butt like that Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she dances like a go-go In that video she sings get out your poles, so I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo Police saying "freeze" Doing, doing, doing What do you mean freeze? My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me, no not even me I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee On the radio, but I think I did Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick Get to the chopper, everybody get out I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
[Chorus]
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please? I ain't never seen an ass like that Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing
Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
15. Serious
by Promatic Feat. Eminem & Swifty McVay
[Intro] Here it is, there it is ladies and gentlemen We got one more act
[Bakarat] Yeah, y'all gone like this one
[Jus] Tell 'em about it, Backarat This yo' man J-U-S and this track called "Serious" Promatic featuring Eminem and Swift
[Eminem] What's up with everybody beefin' Everybody seem like they wanna beef You know what I'm saying? Everybody beefin' with everybody This shit is crazy
[Dogmatic] This is a bomb scare, fires on your hair Terrorists live here, but I don't care I'm making potholes when I stomp, so don't stare I stop to stomp competition, with both fair How dare, little soldier at ease We shake down these streets, like Parkinson's disease We parking the road trees, plus load the weapons Everything to six shooters, to high tech ones If a green beans things, to my suggestion Burn a big whole in your belly, like indigestion With one question, who the fuck is Dogmatic An underground nigga but this nigga's above average It's serious! Who can understand what I'm saying? Yo Slim, tell them niggaz [Eminem] We ain't playing! [Dogmatic] It's like you open a can of worms or smoked yams I got bloody hands and burners that make you dance!
CHORUS [Eminem] This shit is serious! Do you really want beef Do you really wanna end up, missing yo' front teeth And see yo' family, getting smoked like a blunt leaf And wrapped up in a zip-lock bag, like lunch meat This shit is serious! Do you really want beef Do you really wanna end up, missing yo' front teeth And see yo' family, getting smoked like a blunt leaf And wrapped up in a zip-lock bag, like lunch meat This shit is serious!
[Swifty McVay] I'm the only one yo' bitch to touch a Type a brother that'll, fuck yo' mother, wit' a fishnet rubber I'ma misfit slash, nitwit I love to put up biscuits, straight to a niggaz lips, it'll fit A belligerent and rowdy fellow I'll dump yo' body, and still fly away to Maui on a teller When it comes to beefin', it ain't no explain' I'll change ya language, wit' a stainless I'll contain, wit a name which to make you famous I'ma deranged pit, I'll bang you till ya back touch ya anus Don't ever take me to court, I'll whack the plaintiff Then beat the fuck out the bailiff A heinous, miscellaneous, nigga never miss, when the AK lift I paint ya face wit, any weapon, just like the "Matrix" They ain't steppin', don't even say shit You heard about the bodies in my basement, you joinin' them, face it
Chorus
[Proof] Laugh indictive, like Kim lipstick, and get a nose bleed My blow speed, is like my hands working ten stick shifts Captain ask, to stick my finger in the (???) And snatching the driver out the black Benz Smashing his contact lens, my life start when his contract ends "Go kiss-and-tell, and contact Kim!" Let's be factually, actually, y'all ain't after me Got (???) wit' Regis, y'all beef is without the Kathy Lee Told y'all my battery, and go to war happily How you gon' call my bluff, when you scared to send a fax to me My faculty guns drawn, one wrong move dudey And it's too heads on ya body, into a gangster movie For lot being real, scared to pop wit' the steel It got skeletons in my house, every closet is filled Now how does it feel, with this Beretta to ya dome And to know that ya mom's know, that you was never coming home
Chorus (w/ Ab-libs)
[Eminem] You know what I'm sayin' You want beef, we taking it to yo' face Fuck it, Dirty Dozen, Slim Shady D-12, this shit is serious!
16. Mockingbird
by N/A
Yeah I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now But hey, what daddy always tell you? Straighten up little soldier Stiffen up that upper lip What you crying about? You got me
Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad Well I'm gone but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry Cuz you're scared, I ain't there? Daddy's with you in your prayers No more crying, wipe them tears Daddy's here, no more nightmares We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it Laney uncles crazy, aint he? Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it We're all we got in this world When it spins, when it swirls When it whirls, when it twirls Two little beautiful girls Lookin' puzzled, in a daze I know it's confusing you Daddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the news I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me All the things growing up his daddy that he had to see Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me But things have gotten so bad between us I don't see us ever being together ever again Like we used to be when we was teenagers But then of course everything always happens for a reason I guess it was never meant to be But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream
[Chorus] Now hush little baby, don't you cry Everything's gonna be alright Stiffen that upperlip up little lady, i told ya Daddy's here to hold ya through the night I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why We feel how we feel inside It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby But i promise momma's gon' be alright
It's funny I remember back one year when daddy had no money Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me Cuz daddy couldn't buy 'em I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying Cuz daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom And at the time every house that we lived in Either kept getting broke into and robbed Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back On the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartment And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara And that's when daddy went to California with his CD and met Dr. Dre And flew you and momma out to see me But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me Then you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn't like it And you and Laney were to young to understand it Papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud Now I'm sittin in this empty house, just reminiscing Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here Laney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here I like the sound of that, yeah It's got a ring to it don't it? Shh, momma's only gone for the moment
[Chorus]
And if you ask me too Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird I'mma give you the world I'mma buy a diamond ring for you I'mma sing for you I'll do anything for you to see you smile And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine I'mma break that birdies neck I'd go back to the jewler who sold it to ya And make him eat every carat don't fuck with dad (haha)
17. Crazy In Love
by Eminem
(Chorus) I tell myself that I was doin' all right There's nothin' left to do tonight But go crazy on you Crazy on you Let me go crazy, crazy on you, ohhh
Can't you see what you do to me baby, You make me crazy, you make me act like a maniac I'm like a lunatic, you make me sick You're truly the only one who can do this to me You just make me get so crazy I go schizo, I get so insane I just go schizophrenic One minute I wanna slit your throat the next I wanna sex You make me crazy The way we act like two maniacs in the sack We fuck like two jack rabbits and maybe that's a bad habit Cause the next day we right back at it In the same exact pattern What the fuck is the matter with us We can't figure out if it's lust Or if it's love which that is attractin us to eachother They say that every man grows up to marry his own mother Which would explain why you're such a motherfuckin bitch But I stay and still stick it out with you Even though I just hit you today but you deserved it You hit me first and provoked me to choke you Just cause I came home late last night Crawled in bed and I woke you But if there's one thing about you that I admire It's baby, because you stay with me Maybe cause you're as crazy as I am Cause when I look at you I can see an angel in your eyes but if I look deeper inside I see a freakish little side, like a devil in disguise You're always full of surprises Always pullin devices out your personal vibrators and dildos You've fucked yourself so much you barely feel those anymore You're only 24 but you're plenty more mature Then those other little ho's who just act like little girls Like they're in middle school still you're crazy, sexy, cool Chillin' you play your position you never step out of line Even though I stay in your buisness You've always kept out of mine I wonder what's on your mind Sometimes they say love is blind Maybe that's why the first time I dotted your eye You ain't see the sign Or maybe you did maybe you like me in charge baby cause we're crazy in love....
(Chorus)
I go crazy on you Crazy on you Let me go crazy, crazy on you, ohhh
You are the ink to my paper What my pen is to my pad The moral, the very fiber The whole substance to my rap You are my reason for being The meaning of my existance If it wasn't for you I would never be able to spit this As intense as I do, and the irony Is you rely on me as much As I rely on you to inspire me like you do You provide me the lighter fluid to fuel in my fire You're my entire supply of gas, the match and igniter The only way that I'm able to stay so stable Is you're the legs to my table, If you were to break I'd fall on my face But I'm always gonna make you feel I don't need you as much as I really need you So you don't use it to your advantage But you're essential to me You're the air I breathe I believe if you ever leave me I'd probaly have no reason to be You are the Kim to my Marshall You're the Slim to my Shady The Dre to my Eminem The Alaina to my Hailie You are the word that I'm lookin for When I'm tryin to describe how I feel inside And the right one just won't come to my mind You're like the pillow that props me up The beam that supports me The bitch who never took half The wife who never divorced me You're like the root to my evil You let my devil come out me You let me beat the shit out you before you beat the shit out me And no matter how much too much is never enough Baby cause we're crazy in love...
(Chorus)
I go crazy on you Crazy on you Let me go crazy, crazy on you, ohhh
18. One Shot 2 Shot
by Eminem
Guy Talking: I told ya'll mother fuckers I was comin back (shit) What now nigga what now What! Prove the projects nigga
Hook: One Shot, Two Shots, Three Shots, Four Shots All I hear is gun shot's This is where the fun stops Bodies drop hit the floor Music's off party stops Everybody hit the door somebodys makin shots off
Verse 1(Bizarre): Securities Gone, I'm dropped in the club And im tryna run and get my mutha fuckin gun (nigga what about your wife) Nigga fuck my wife Im tryna run, and save my mutha fuckin life Oh shit, the shooters comin Bitches hollerin niggas runnin People shot all over the floor And im tryna make it to the Saint Andrews door (Gun shot) Thats the sound of the glock Even Dj, hoes fucked around and got shot I dun messed around and forget my tech I don't see nobody, but the fab five and Dex
Verse Two(Kuniva): Kuniva you alright? These niggas is trippin Where's Bizzare at? Im tryna flip thru the accident and get to where my car is at Bitches screamin everywhere And niggas is whilin Two minutes ago, we was all jokin and smilin This chick is clingin on to me Sobbing and sighing Sayin she didnt mean to diss me earlier,and she cryin But its real and its on, and caps is gettin peeled So I hugged her and used her body as a human sheild an (oweah) she got hit now shes yellin 'dont leave me!" I told her and the dumb bitch belived me I squeezed through the back door,and made my escape I ran and got my 38 I hope its not to late
Hook
Verse Three (Kuniva and Swift): I been tryna call you all day mutha fucker where you at? I'm on seven mile, what the fuck was that? Damn, somebody hit me from the back Wit they car? Wit a gat nigga and my tie flat An I just hit a pole Them niggas some hoe's Is you hit? I dont know, but I can tell you what they drove It was a black Mitsubishi Shit thats the clique we beef wit Mayn I swear And I was on my way there Belive me im leavin a carcass today Now ima park my car and walk the rest of the way Im in the mood to strut My Ak aint even tucked Ima meet you at the club we gon fuck these hoes up
Hook
Verse Four (Eminem): I never seen no shit like this in my life before People are still camped out from the night before Sleepin outside the door, waitin in lines Still tryna get in the club, to see D12 perform The fire marshalls know the vinuews to small People are wall to wall Three thousand and some odd fans And some come wide from out the parking lot Get to an arguement over a parking spot Decides to pull his gun out and let a few go off missed you hes aimin for six feet aways the door into Saint Andrews Hall Lotta strays flyin all over the place Grazed one bitch in the face Another one of em came thru the wall Before anyone could even hear the first shot go off I'm posted up at the bar havin a mozeltoff Bullet wizzed right by my ear Damn near shot it off Thank god im alive I gotta find Denauon And where the fuck is von he usually tucks one on em Wait a minute I think I just saw Bizarre Naww I guess not What the fuck? Oh my god it was I never saw him run so fast in my life Look at him haulin ass I think he left his wife There she is on the ground pen trampled I go to grab her up by the damn but I cant pull her God damn there just went a nother bullet Im hit My vest is barly able to handle it Its to thin If I get hit again, I cant do it I scooped D Followed Bizzares path, and ran through with it Made it to the front door and collapsed on the steps Looked up and I seen Swift Shootin it out, but I cant see who hes shootin it out with But Denuans Right behind him squeezing his four fif
Hook
Verse five (Denuan): Its a friday night came to this bitch right Big gats to my left Desert eagle in my right I aint come in this bitch to party I came in this bitch to fight Although I cant say im here to fight Cuz im popin niggas tonight Thats right bitches im drunk with revenge Shot a ? in the neck for tryna check when I got in Swift told me to meet him here So its clear that this mug had shot out the back of a truck is up in this mother fucker So one shots for the money Two's to stop the show Thirds for the bartender (bitch bring me a shot cold) I just wanna know whos drivin a black mitsubishi He tryed to run so proof shot him in the knee wita three piece
Hook
19. Final Thought (skit)
by Eminem
*Paper tears* *crumbling of paper*
*Doors open* *Walking*
20. Encore / Curtains Down
by Eminem
[50 cent] Sh-sh-sh-shady Aftermath, haha G-G-G-G-G-Unit!, haha
[Chorus] First we came here to set this party off right Let's bounce tonight And if they don't let us in through the front We'll come through the side Cuz i don't ever wanna leave the game without At least saying goodbye So all my people on the left, all my people on the right Scream one last time
[Eminem] Get your ass up for the doctor One more time, get your ass up for the doctor Come on now, here we go Cliff hanger, it's another club banger Got you hangin' on the edge of your seat Get on down
[Dr. Dre] Times up, games over, you lose, I win 'bout to s |